Quote Board

Gregg (handing out tickets and accidentally handing one to an Asian man and quickly taking it back): That's not your ticket!

Lindsay (8:30am, everyone basically still asleep): It's a Baby.

Jon: Lindsay, there's no baby.

David: Where's the baby?

Lucia: In Lindsay's tummy.

Later On

Lucia (10:58am): Baby.

Jon (confused): Yes, sweetheart?

Baby: WHAAA AAA AAA!!!

Jon: Oh...

Reggie (As Sully and Karen are leaving for Breakfast, pops up in bed):"I don't want to be left alone."

Potential Stage Manager (in reference to Lucia's weird glove): Do you have some disease we should know about?

Lucia: Yeah, I have herpes.

Lindsay (just coming to the conversation): Yeah, that reminds me of another thing I need to do...

Creepy guy at McDonalds (to Lindsay): How long'd it take you to fit in those pants?

Lindsay: When I tried them on?

Jon (to David): I had a lot of fun with Lucia today, I love her!

Random Guy: You have to!

Jon: Yeah, you do.

Random Guy: What's not to love?

Jon: I know, right.

Smoking Girl on Bench: I want to be a WASP, but I'm so Jewish!

While watching UNC beat Duke

Mary: You know what this reminds me of? When the pats lost the super bowl.

Reggie: Mean, that is so mean. I don't say mean things to you like hahaha you can't get married!

Jeremy Bobb from Is He Dead?: Let me know if you find anything because I'm looking for a job

Karen, quietly out of earshot: I'll hire you...as my husband.

Mary, to Karen: Keep going Karen! I want to see you jiggle!